Eternal punishment malfunction

Heaven, what's that?

Siri, accessory to murder

Siri will help you find whatever your looking for. Even if you need your iPhone to help dispose of that in-law who just hit the last straw, apparently.

Siri: Not above repeating the n-word

Be careful what you say to Siri, white folks, because it just may be repeated -- loudly. Apparently, the new lady in your iPhone doesn't know how to repeat racial language inconspicuously.